Take a Vacation...
...from reasoning!
Got some free time this summer? Sick of using your brain to do that pesky "thinking" thing? Got children you want to thoroughly confuse? Then come on down to the newest place to kill time in the Canadian prairies: The Big Valley Creation Science Museum!
Take a stroll back in time when dinosaurs and humans hung out together (The Flintstones was right!!). When Darwin was a preacher (well, almost!). When the world is still only a few thousand years old (but at least it's round!).
Be sure to check out our Opening Schedule to find out when we're open. It also specifically spells out what we mean by the word "family" (i.e. A Father, Mother and children). That should keep out all those sinful unwed mothers and "alternative lifestyle" parents. And while it technically also prohibits widows and widowers, that's just the price of constant vigilence. Christ would do no less.
So take a break from reality and come on down and check out our intelligently designed "museum". For fun!
Besides, it's the middle of Alberta. What the fuck else are you going to do there?
Got some free time this summer? Sick of using your brain to do that pesky "thinking" thing? Got children you want to thoroughly confuse? Then come on down to the newest place to kill time in the Canadian prairies: The Big Valley Creation Science Museum!
Take a stroll back in time when dinosaurs and humans hung out together (The Flintstones was right!!). When Darwin was a preacher (well, almost!). When the world is still only a few thousand years old (but at least it's round!).
Be sure to check out our Opening Schedule to find out when we're open. It also specifically spells out what we mean by the word "family" (i.e. A Father, Mother and children). That should keep out all those sinful unwed mothers and "alternative lifestyle" parents. And while it technically also prohibits widows and widowers, that's just the price of constant vigilence. Christ would do no less.
So take a break from reality and come on down and check out our intelligently designed "museum". For fun!
Besides, it's the middle of Alberta. What the fuck else are you going to do there?
posted by Alanis at
11:52 AM
2 Comments:
What I find most heartwarming are the tales of the days when humans - fully evolved and using grammatically-correct Latin (or was it Aramaic?) - and dinosaurs (which, by the way, are NOT biologically connected to birds - that's just a diversionary tactic propagated by those lefty liberals!) shared the earth peacefully, co-existing like all God's creatures should.
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Anonymous, at 12:57 PM
I just revisted the site and saw the most hilarious quote ever:
"I spent more time in this museum than I did in the Smithsonian" - visitor from Montana
You just can't write comedy that good.
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Alanis, at 11:03 AM
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