Christmas in April

Last night a friend and I were walking to the train station after drinks downtown with the co-workers. Just then, a thin, black Santa passed by and shared with us (and other passersby) this gift:

"Ladies, if you truly love your husbands, you'll scratch that itch in his buttcrack!"

Wise words indeed. Won't you take them to your heart, as we did ours?

After all, in these dark times, it is important to embrace the spirit of giving the whole year through! Merry Christmas, everyone!