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Thursday, April 26, 2007

Super Earth is Super Cool!

New Class G planet found. Gene Roddenberry high-fives Jules Verne in Hell.

In related news, shortly after this item was released to the press, the world's most powerful electron microphone picked up a very faint sound from the direction of Gliese 581. Scientist couldn't be sure, but said it sounded an awful lot like a million voices muttering to themselves "Glorx zarn it! Dwarf Earthicans, that's ALL we blorx. We're glorped for sure. Just completely glorping glorped!"

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